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5 Differences Between Men and Women

It doesn’t matter if you agree or disagree but without a doubt the male brain and female brain think differently.

1. How We Work

2. Definitions

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
a. female…Any part under a car’s hood.
b. male…The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. female…A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
b. male…A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

3.Directions:

If a woman is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, “Looks like I’ve found a new way to get there”, and, “I know I’m in the neighborhood. I recognize that White Hen store”.

4. What We Mean

5.The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

Fine – I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

That’s Okay – One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you’ll pay for your mistake.

Nothing – The calm before the storm. This means “Something” and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with “Nothing” usually end with “Fine” (See #1).

 

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Comments

  1. Ha ha, this is SO true and funny!

  2. Totally true! Oh women are complex aren’t we?

  3. Kelly Masson says:

    HAHAHAHA LMAO! So true:)

  4. Yes let us generalize the entirety of not one but both genders. It’s not as if there are women who clearly and willingly express how they feel, no that would be preposterous. And Men? Well obviously all men are far too dense to recognize even the least subtle of nuance in conversation with the opposite sex. Nice job on pointing this out. Absolute genius.

  5. I think Bob was trying to say, “I’d like to have xxx with you.”

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