Looking for some Great Funny Thanksgiving Jokes? Look no further!
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
Q: What’s a pilgrim’s mother called?
Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: Where did the first corn come from?
A: The stalk brought it.
Great list of Funny Thanksgiving Jokes
Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A: To keep his wigwam.
Q: How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
A: It hugged the shore.
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite song?
A: “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas”
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why don’t you let a turkey get near corn?
A: Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.
Q: What do you call it when you drop a turkey from a helicopter?
A: Dead weight.
Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Q: Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian?
A: It had an arrow escape.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: “Quack! Quack! Quack!”
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q:Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To hatchet.
I hope you enjoyed the Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and they are a hit around the family dinner table.