Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Q. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A. A pumpkin patch!!!
Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A. Because people are dying to get in.
Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A. So long sucker!
Q. What is a vamire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine
Q. What did the bird say on Halloween?
A. Trick or tweet!
Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A. They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.
Q. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat the fingers separately
Q.Why don’t skeletons go to parties?
A. Because they have no “body” to go out with
Q.What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. “Do you believe in people?”
Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A. He was all bite and no bark.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn’t have a haunting license.