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Funny and Corny Easter Jokes for Kids and Adults

Easter Jokes

Funny Easter jokes for you to enjoy this Easter season.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs (X) marks the spot!

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!

Q: What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: Hare mail!

Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!

Easter Jokes

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you!

Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
A: It’s pretty hard to swallow!

Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has four rabbits’ feet

Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

Easter Jokes

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Comments

  1. Chelsea Saulpaugh says:

    I told my mother the one about why you shouldn’t tell an egg a joke and we had quite the laugh about its corniness. hehe Thanks for sharing.

  2. Kristie D. says:

    My husband groaned at these jokes but I LOVE corny jokes. Thanks for the post. kristiedonelson(at)gmail(dot)com Thank you.

  3. Jo-Ann Brightman says:

    I love corny joKes . The y are never unkind. Thanks

  4. My dad will love these. He is the king of corny jokes.

  5. Lol I love this kind of jokes I love it lol

  6. okay heres one Whats invisible and smells like carrots ? if i have to explain your out of your mind think about it

  7. Q. What music do bunnies listen to?
    A. Hip Hop.

  8. Thanks for these jokes. My son loves getting jokes on his lunch box notes, so now I have plenty for the week.

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