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Funny and Corny Easter Jokes for Kids and Adults

Funny Easter jokes for you to enjoy this Easter season.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs (X) marks the spot!

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!

Q: What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: Hare mail!

Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you!

Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
A: It’s pretty hard to swallow!

Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has four rabbits’ feet

Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

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Comments

  1. Chelsea Saulpaugh says:

    I told my mother the one about why you shouldn’t tell an egg a joke and we had quite the laugh about its corniness. hehe Thanks for sharing.

  2. Kristie D. says:

    My husband groaned at these jokes but I LOVE corny jokes. Thanks for the post. kristiedonelson(at)gmail(dot)com Thank you.

  3. Jo-Ann Brightman says:

    I love corny joKes . The y are never unkind. Thanks

  4. My dad will love these. He is the king of corny jokes.

  5. Lol I love this kind of jokes I love it lol

  6. okay heres one Whats invisible and smells like carrots ? if i have to explain your out of your mind think about it

  7. Q. What music do bunnies listen to?
    A. Hip Hop.

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