I spent some time with my nephew this weekend at our annual pumpkin party. He is one of the most entertaining and fun kids to be around. Seriously he has a smile that lights up a room and he enjoys all the little things in life. He is a large ball of excitement. As I assumed it would he LOVED the Soap Soundz we gave him from a recent review and my sister says now they are not allowed to leave the bathroom without using it. In fact if he hears you leave the bathroom and he didn’t hear the Super Hero Soap Soundz he directs you back to the bathroom to wash your hands.
One of the things he is most famous for is joke telling. He is certainly going to be the class clown when he gets in school. However he has a habit of making up some pretty awful jokes. You can’t blame a kid for trying he is only 4. So to help him with his joking telling for the holidays I’m posting a Holiday Entertainment: Corny Kid Jokes so he will can fill his arsenal before we meet again on Thanksgiving.
Q.Why is it always cold at Christmas?
A.Because it’s in Decemberrrr!
Q.What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q.What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
Q.Why are turkeys wiser than chickens?
A.Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Turkey?
Q.What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A.A broken drum – you can’t beat it!
Q. What kind of bird can write?
A. A pen-guin
Q. What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
A. An Iceberger!
Q. What do you call an Eskimo cow?
A. An Eskimoo.
Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
A. Sandy Claws!
Q. Why wasn’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
A. He was stuffed!
Q: What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night.
Do you have a corny kid joke to share? Please he needs all the jokes he can get?