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Tickle Me Tuesday Funny Quotes #1

1. “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”


2. “A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.”


3. “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.” -Phyllis Diller

 

4. “When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”

 

5. “Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. ~Sam Ewing”

 

6. “Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.” ~ John Wilmot

 

7. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” ~ H.V. Prochnow

 

8. “The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.” ~ Bill Cosby

Thank you Being Alison for the inspiration to write this post.

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Comments

  1. Kelly Ann T. says:

    Thank you for the smiles today. I needed that after dealing with customer service on the phone. There are days you just want to scream. Have a wonderful 4th.

  2. rose vaz says:

    had really good time reading them .

  3. I LOVE these! Especially about cleaning the house LOL…so true!

  4. hilariously tickling

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