It doesn’t matter if you agree or disagree but without a doubt the male brain and female brain think differently.
1. How We Work
2. Definitions
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
a. female…Any part under a car’s hood.
b. male…The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. female…A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
b. male…A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.
3.Directions:
If a woman is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, “Looks like I’ve found a new way to get there”, and, “I know I’m in the neighborhood. I recognize that White Hen store”.
4. What We Mean
5.The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
Fine – I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
That’s Okay – One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you’ll pay for your mistake.
Nothing – The calm before the storm. This means “Something” and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with “Nothing” usually end with “Fine” (See #1).
Mellisa says
Hahahaha! This is so true but I will never admit it to my husband 🙂
Nichol says
OMG I love this. I say fine all the time and hubs knows to shut his mouth lol.
Karen Greenberg says
There are definitely differences between men and women. I am actually glad for that. Too much of our emotional side even gets on MY nerves! That could come from having two pre-teen girls in the house. 😉
Colleen says
Oh I totally agree which is why I also have no problems making fun of women too. It is best not to cross us LOL!
Teressa Morris says
This was so funny! Thanks for sharing. I find myself saying “nothing” or “I’m not mad” and have to laugh at myself sometimes.
Tiff says
So funny and true. We are just wired differently!
katie tanner says
I love this!!! I might have to steal it, but if I do I will give you full credit!!!
Andrew says
Goes to show how nonsensical women are and yet they still get angry when men don’t understand them. Try saying hat you mean. It’s called “communication”.
Kasandria Reasoner says
Love this! This is soo true!
Kas
redjujube says
That’s why I don’t discuss with my wife. I tell her the way it’s going to be and if she doesn’t like it I make her orgasm repeatedly until she does like it.
Megan says
Why do so many women have to be so dishonest?!? If I start doing this stuff I hope my bf tells me 🙁
Brett Long says
This should be mandatory Primary School education for Males.
Sto Baker says
i like it, its informative, to the point, and you can so easily tell it was posted by a woman
blaa says
This post is not original.
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That’s interesting. This also have points for men and women.
Amanda Williams (Shinn) says
This is true in so many ways! I love it. Thanks for sharing and making me smile today 🙂
Tiff says
Ha ha, this is SO true and funny!
Annie @ Mama Dweeb says
Totally true! Oh women are complex aren’t we?
Kelly Masson says
HAHAHAHA LMAO! So true:)
bob says
Yes let us generalize the entirety of not one but both genders. It’s not as if there are women who clearly and willingly express how they feel, no that would be preposterous. And Men? Well obviously all men are far too dense to recognize even the least subtle of nuance in conversation with the opposite sex. Nice job on pointing this out. Absolute genius.
John says
I think Bob was trying to say, “I’d like to have xxx with you.”