Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green.
Q: Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because he’s always short.
Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When he’s a French fry.
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock.
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. O’Claus.
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn’t afford airfare.
Q: What is left out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O’Furniture.
Q: What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A: leper con.
Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A: He wanted to reach the pot of gold faster.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!