I recently got an email from the representative of a new book Crazy Things Parents Text by brothers Stephen and Wayne Miltz, creators of the hilarious Web sensation CrazyThingsParentsText.com, features the best, all-new, user-submitted texts from the website.
Son: What time are you picking me up?
Dad: Who is this?
Son: Your son.
Dad: How did you get this number?
Son: I programmed your phone, remember?
Dad: How do I delete people?
Mom: R u home yet? Need U 2 GTD
Daughter: Mom, what the hell does GTD mean?
Mom: GET THE DISHWASHER
Daughter:…oh okay. You know, you can’t just go around making your own acronyms.
Son: Jokes on you I keep submitting ur texts to “crazy things parents text”
Dad: I write your phone number on bathroom walls
Sharon says
Those are funny, love the bathroom wall one.
Colleen says
I’m getting this book so I’m eager to see what other funny texts I can find. I will be happy to share!
funny facebook says
Yeah, but i think this with son phone is better.
Tom says
No matter how many times I show her how, I still can’t get my Mam to use spaces in her texts. so.most.texts.look.like.this.if.i.am.lucky. If I’m not lucky thenalligetiseverywordtypedinonego
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Colleen says
LOL that is too funny. Sounds like each time you get to solve the puzzle!
sarah says
I love these. I should send what my parents say.
Colleen says
Do and when it is featured let me know I will post it LOL
Amy @ Cheeky Cocoa Beans says
Hilarious, but such totally inappropriate conversations going on…and I wonder how many parents really talk that way to their kids! I can’t even imagine…But, like watching a train wreck, you keep on reading. LOL
Colleen says
I think it depends on the relationship and “age” of the kid. I mean I’m 37 and I could easily talk this way to my mom
April Harvell says
I went to the web site and have laughed so hard. LOL… This will be a must have book. Thankfully my parents do not text, or I would be in big trouble. lol
Colleen says
Yeah the email I received made me laugh. I can’t wait for the book to come in so I can check some more out and post a few good ones!
Brandy says
Hilarious love it!
Reminds me of when my daughter got her cell phone, her stepdad and her were texting and she was being rather snotty about having her own cell, all in texts to him of course and his reply was “well I could always bring it back and trade it for a box of crayons” in the moment it was funny
Royce Axel says
Sah funny! More more!