I recently got an email from the representative of a new book Crazy Things Parents Text by brothers Stephen and Wayne Miltz, creators of the hilarious Web sensation CrazyThingsParentsText.com, features the best, all-new, user-submitted texts from the website.
Son: What time are you picking me up?
Dad: Who is this?
Son: Your son.
Dad: How did you get this number?
Son: I programmed your phone, remember?
Dad: How do I delete people?
Mom: R u home yet? Need U 2 GTD
Daughter: Mom, what the hell does GTD mean?
Mom: GET THE DISHWASHER
Daughter:…oh okay. You know, you can’t just go around making your own acronyms.
Son: Jokes on you I keep submitting ur texts to “crazy things parents text”
Dad: I write your phone number on bathroom walls