My book came in : Crazy Things Parents Text. Many of the text are too “adult rated” for this website but it doesn’t make them any less funny. Here are some that I am actually able to post.
Son: Can I go to Adam’s house?
Son:…because I wanna hang out with my friends
Son:…because it’s fun.
Dad: y = yes
Son:…I’ll just call you next time.
Mom: Has anyone seen my broom?
Dad: Why are you going somewhere.
Daughter: What kind of animal is on the hood of a Jaguar?
Dad: Why did you hve to be born blonde?
Son/Daughter: Ha ha ha! You should learn from your mistakes.
Mom: Yeah, that’s why I only had one kid.
Son: Why in Disney movies does the mom always have to die?
Dad: So everyone else can live happily ever after!