Thanksgiving is a day when family and friends gather to give thanks, eat great found, and laugh. I love spending the day with my family and sharing memories of our childhood. Usually they involve my sister and something hilarious. My nephew is the king of corny jokes so this post is dedicated to him. I thought I would post a few humorous Thanksgiving photos and Thanksgiving jokes to make you smile today. Enjoy your day, be thankful for family and friends, and eat, eat, eat!
Corny Thanksgiving Jokes
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
Deb E says
Ha! Thanks for the laugh. I don’t eat turkey (or little piggies) but got a chuckle. The old lady pics are always a hoot! I am truly thankful for all my online friends and bloggers who get me through the week. Have a good one all.
Jennifer @TheRebelChick says
These are adorable! Happy Thanksgiving!
Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell says
LOL! I need to laugh because I was crying over how much I ate! 😉
Donna says
LOL! I shared the jokes with my son. 🙂 Happy Thanksgiving, Colleen!
ellen beck says
I adore Maxine-I think she is in my head with some of the stuff she says 🙂
Shell Feis says
LOL thanks for sharing! My son will get a kick out of those jokes.
Lolo says
Those are so silly, lol.
Ellen Christian says
Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Ty @ Mama of 3 Munchkins says
Thanks for the Thanksgiving humor! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving!
Crystal @ Simply Being Mommy.com says
Teehee, hope you have a very Happy Thanksgiving.
Rhiannon Rowland says
Cute!! I am thankful for Magic Mike too! Just the first one though and maybe the scene with the water with Joe Manganiello! lol
Sarah L says
Thanks for a great laugh about the giblets. I’m sending it to my friend who will love it.
ellen beck says
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! I think Maxine is alwways a hoot!
Amy Orvin says
I needed a good laugh. Thank you!
Rosie says
I got some good chuckles out of these – still time to share them!!!
Jo-Ann Brightman says
these jokes are so crony that I couldn’t help laughing at them